Why you should hire me…

You should hire me because I know what I do, I have been doing it for over 10 years, and I like it. They say I am a good mediator and that I calm people, who am I kidding, I say it, someone needs to calm doing when the building is on fire, not actually on fire, of course. Check My portfolios and numerous websites I have been collecting over the years, if you have the time and patience to do it.

I actually wrote this in a job application, too bold? can you tel I am sick of writing pretty words, to try to convince a bunch of people that don’t know me that I am actually good at my job? Because actually I am, and deep down I know that, but the lack of a job for so many months doesn’t help my self esteem, only the end of the state payment is making me a bit worry.

what do you think I should do? get a job or create my own?